12 Funny "Thinks"
As you know, I highly recommend humor for busting stress. I came across these, but unfortunately, without credit attributed. (Sounds to me like maybe a tand-up comedian? Or just somebody's really funny cousin?
1) If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
2) Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
3) How come abbreviation is such a long word?
4) Why isn't phonics spelled the way it sounds?
5) If jocks get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
6) Why do we sing, "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
7) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
8) If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
9) Why do we press harder on the remote when we think the batteries are dead?
10) If the #2 pencil is so popular ...why is it #2?
11) If swimming is good for our shape, why do the whales look the way they do?
12) If peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
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